sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

(via deliriosity)

remps:

“dude look at the personality on that girl”

“oh shit man i’d talk to her all night long”

(via take-this-slow)

awesomephilia:

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

i’m pretty sure there are 17 year olds here right now who have been here since they were 14

(via take-this-slow)

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

(via take-this-slow)

attractiveblogger:

whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem to sure

(via take-this-slow)

you know my username. not my password.

(via take-this-slow)

when you dont want to post anything else because the last thing you posted makes your blog look great

(Source: lightthefuze, via take-this-slow)

oswidge:

pick up line: please

(Source: growlithed, via take-this-slow)

ostracizedpoodle:

be nice to me i may be hot one day 

(via take-this-slow)

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

i just fell down the stairs and my mum took a photo

incase u think im lying

(via take-this-slow)