Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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After class: Okay I’m going to get home, set up shop at the kitchen table, knock out a few chapters of the textbook, write that essay, study for the final, work on the group presentation… Let’s DO this.
When I get home:
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Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
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have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
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so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything
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i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
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