rabioheab:

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

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mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

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seragakisexual:

things that are harder than they should be

• telling your friends how much you like them
• telling your crushes how much you like them
• evening out your eyeliner

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sswaggie:

i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities 

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utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

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